🌺 Let’s play a depressing humor game. Lyme has made my hair fall out but I’ve saved a ton on shampoo
😋 Lyme makes watching rerun TV shows brand new again!
🐝 Lyme has made my eye twitch. All the cute guys think I’m winking at them!
🍑 I used to worry about career prospects, now I’ve got nothing to worry about!
👛 Lyme has made me forgetful… thank goodness I forgot everything about my ex.
😀 Lyme made my friends and family disappear. Christmas shopping is quick & cheap!
👠 My dating life is jerk-free!!! Only really nice guys want to date a pathetic disabled person.
👗 Lyme puts me in bed for days. Now my kitty gets the cuddle time she deserves
💍 Lyme gives me tics, the irony.
🍇 Lyme made me forget anything and everything except Jenny’s number… 867-5309
😍 Lyme made me stick thin. Now I look like a supermodel.
🦄 Lyme has helped immensely with the water bill. I get a bath once a week.
😁 I’m finally able to keep a secret. If you tell me something, I will forget 5 minutes late
💄 Lyme made me lose so much weight my neighbors are jealous
🌂 Lyme made me bedridden. Now I have an excuse to wear pajamas all day.
😊 Laying face up in bed for ten years gave me a free facelift…. for real!
😄 Lyme…. natures birth control. Menopause in my early 20s
☂️ Lyme took away my ability to express emotion. I had the best poker face ever
😄 Lyme has made my hands tremor so much I’ve saved a ton on AA batteries!
🎅 My dog convinces me that I haven’t fed him yet…. so he’s happy
🎩 In five minutes I’ll forget I read this post and get to laugh at these all over again
👚 Lyme has taken my A type personality and smashed it to smithereeens.
🌸 My walker has a seat and my guys can push me around while I hold a cat.
🍒 I couldn’t understand why there were no dirty clothes in the hamper. I was looking in the toilet.
🍓 My coffee suppositories smell like chocolate. My butt smells good.
👭 Lyme weeded out all the fake friends, and left behind the ride or die ones.
👒 I never had so many people tell me how great I look!
👑 You look great!! Why are you always complaining about being sick?!
🐬 Lyme made me lose my memory. Now it’s like Christmas every Amazon delivery.
🎒 Too sick to clean, so I get to watch my handsome husband do all the chores!
🐍 Lyme has made me gain a Shit Ton of weight but hey I GOT DAT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!
😎 Lyme has made me so sensitive to light I wear my sunglasses at night!!
🐾 Lyme made me blind. I have some really cute glasses to wear
🍋 I’ve decided I like the almost hairless eyebrows I have now. Setting a new trend.
🦀 I no longer have a sense of smell so my farts don’t stink.
👀 Lyme made me bedridden, but I’m almost caught up with everything on Netflix
🍉 Since my beloved son was not able to finish elementary school, or high school, we are now saving a ton of money on college.
💁 When my doctor asked “What’s up with all the hip replacements?” I said “Too much fucking!”
🐠 Lyme made me hallucinate. It gave me some good conversations with my kids who weren’t there
🍒 Lyme made me walk out fully dressed and drive down the street when I realize I forgot my teeth.
💋 Lyme has given me an opportunity to travel. That’s what happens when you’ve been to 8 states for treatment because “You can’t get Lyme in Alabama.”
🍎 Lyme screwed with my pituitary so much that it counteracted my PCOS and allowed me to conceive my daughter
🐳 I have the best caring and amazing friends who I have never met in person (except at the funeral of one of our Lyme fighters.)
🐸 I used to hit the light switch in the bathroom thinking it would flush the toilet. I had to ask my boyfriend why the hell the toilet wasn’t working.